How Cats Review Books
Other than erratically, unreliably, and from a highly biased perspective.
0 paws: Not a single cat in the entire book
1 paw: At least one cat makes a token appearance
2 paws: Multiple entertaining cats fill the pages, but no feline-centric POV
3 paws: At least one worthy cat, whether or not as a POV character
4 paws: Multiple entertaining cats, preferably as POV characters
5 paws: The entire book is about cats.
“3 out of 5 paws, where’s my tuna?”